si inday..

si inday...
ay nabubuhay sa text..
sikat ang inday
na character sa text...
pinupuno na ni
inday ang inbox ko...
porke inglesera...

ngaun inday e popost
ko ang mga kowts mu dito..



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i understand that sexual urge
is most of the time uncontrolable
since a lot of factors contribute for it
to be trigerd..this is also the reason
some men are found to be polygamous and
engage themselves in sexual acts even w/
someone who's a total stranger to them

-sabi ni inday sa sarili niya pagkatapos siyang
gapangin ni kuya..


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Sir: inday, wala Ma'am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto..


Inday: what?! are you nuts..?!
for your information Sir, i intend to reserve
my virginity for the person i truly love! if you
think that im an easy to get cheap slut , well youre
barking at the wrong tree! & will you please act like
a professional because youre so Eeeww.. if i hear anymore
filthy words coming from your mouth, i wil not hesitate
to take legal action!


Sir: leche, maarte ka!


Inday: joke lang.. sir naman oh..tara!!


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Im stopping all this nonsense..
i know you will never
love me for as long as i will live..
so im pushing it all away.. wishing that someday
i will learn how to forget and be able to finally
move on with my life.. i never keep secrets..
but dont tell me anything at all.. so why should i waste my
time wanting you when i know you're to caught up with
your feet off the ground..?

-si inday naghihinakit na kay dodong ..kawawang inday..


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CONSUL: y do u wana go 2 d USA?

AMO: To travel to visit friends & fly d airplane.

CONSUL: Denied! And u?

INDAY: for lyf is nevrending pursuit of material &
social stsfaction dt i tender my gr8 intent of
actualizing a trnspacific journey 2 d land of milk
& honey . An affable sanctuary wer drims bcme reality
& a perfct habitat we souls like mine cn reach d pedestal
of freedom.

CONSUL: lifetime multiple entry visa granted!

AMO: leche!


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AMO: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda..ay o nga pla
inglesera ka na ngaun .. pls buy many fishes 4 this
week's meals?

INDAY: Judging by ur statement , i believe u meant a variety
of fish. The term 'fishes' although rarely used,
connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said
gilled aquatic creatures. But the more pressing
questions b4 i go to the wet market would be: what type
of fish? fillet or not? frozen or fresh?

AMO: cge ako nalang bibili leche.


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I as shot by a 9mm bullet at the head damaging
my entire stupid brain and my fucking skull so
that i will die and stop speaking english preventing
people ffrom nosebleeding!

-in loving memory ni inday! (ayan patay na cya! sa wakas
tapos na ang mga kahibangan!)


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Amo1: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi eh?

Amo2: Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya..

Amo1: Baka naman kalamansi?

Inday: No!


"Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?
sosyal c inday,


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Ederlyn: ikw b ang inday n cnsb nla? at cno ka pra i2lad
s akin ang iyong kasikatan ngyong akoy nnanahmik na?
wla kang krapatan para pntayan ako! Hayop ka!

Inday: my apologies, bt d fact is, ur glory days r over my frnd.
i fnd it sumwat ridiculous, ur persistence on persuading
people 2 come 2 ur party that never exsted is beginning to get
in 2 my nerves! damn u ederlyn! damn u! no 1 undermines inday's
intelect ..bitch..*evil laugh*

-nag away na cna ederlyn at inday.


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Love- a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction
of the heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker!

-Inday, gumagawa ng blog niya sa multiply..


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pangyayari bago cya patayin.
"i pity u for u have degraded ur very own pride & dignity
by resorting to this despicable behvior jst 4 wealth.
& i hope dat one day u'l realize dat you shud not use humans
as means of ur ends. As what the great philosopher Kant utterd,
"treat a man as an end in himself"

--sagot ni inday sa holdaper na nanghoholdap sa kanya.

"Shut up, coz if y dnt, the bullet in this gun wil rest upon
your empty head!"

--sagot ng holdaper


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"i want to persevere in life. i want to break free
from where i am. i want to travel the world ,
see all the beautiful sights and sceneries.
i want to be complete."


Naks naman c inday! pede n ring model ng centrum..
hekhek..


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moron! i was never raised by my mom 2b a coquette!
im nurtured wid sch dignity, respect n morality!
evn poverty cnt mek me do such scandalous act. Sexy is
frm widin . i dnt rely on aesthetic products & on skimpy n scantily
clad outfits. So pathetic!

-banat ni inday nung alukin xa magpose sa FHM


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This is history. the sandigan bayan found former Pres.
Joseph Estrada guilty of plunder. the decision of the
special court to convict Erap was based on the overwhelming
and convincing evidence that d presecution presented during
d 6yr long trial. May this be a lesson to all gov't officials
to govern our country with integrity and honesty. let us remain calm
n accept d verdict.

-commment ni inday sa pag convict kay erap ng sndiganbayan


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i certainly believe that though we didnt make it this season.,
still the noise of our crowd was enough to conquer the big dome..
the yells and cheers of the true champion couldnt be beaten by
those who think that they "growl".. Wasnt it shameful to enjoy
a regime with a point difference? knowing that they exerted enough
effort. duh? At least, deep within me , i agressively defend my
"go fight tamaraws!"


-reaksyon ni inday sa uap cheerdance.
aba, tamaraws!


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Overnyt inaral ng amo ni inday an g dctionary para may
pangtpat n sya kay inday.

Amo: so inday, tel me, how do u accept d fact that u are jst
a mere chambermaid in dis xtravagant mansion?

Inday: una camarera? eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que
inscribi tu casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de
tu casa cuasi- agradable. Quisiera traer una poca clase en
este hogar pero conjeturo que no puedo porque esta casa es fea.

-Amo inatake ng epilepsy


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"bloody hell!!! what the fuck did just land on
my cutie top? i mean i've spent all day just to make myself
look fabulous. i think i have to remove this eewy thng in a whip
wham of time!"

-reaction ni inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang
nagluluto ng tilapia..


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Sa resto:

Waiter: Ano po order nila, maam?

Amo: ung fried hicken meal na lang. ikaw inday, ano sayo?

Inday: i would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken,
boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious
amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine
spices and served with a generous helping of root crop and a helping
of rice.

Amo: iho, pa-order daw ng adobo w/ rice


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The statue restricts me to love you but you have provocation..
The way you smile is the proxmate cause y i love you. We have
some rules to think of. we have no vested ryts to love each other
becoz the upper household dsmisd my petition!

-ganito nakipag break si inday kay dodong


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"eh be ke de eh ge he eh le me ne nge pe re se te oh we yeh.."

-si inday, nag aaral mag tagalog..(slng ang hitad!)


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1 day Katrina Halili went to FHM magazne to check
if she's still d sexiest woman in the Phil. Then she
walkd out angry and shouting..

"hu d hell is inday?!"


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whats in d # '7'?

Y is it god's perfect #?

wen in fact, 7s an odd #!

jst think..

Der r 7 days a wk,

7 wonders of the world.

in the bible, u mst forgive a person 70x7.

even the word FORGIVE has 7 letters.

D rainbow has 7 colors & the word rainbow has 7 letters.

even the word PROMISE.

may b god dsgned it.

For even the word MYSTERY has 7 letters..


& now use OLAY TOTAL EFFECTS 2 fight the 7 signs of skin aging

-inday (nag apply n endoser ng olay)


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"its not dat i dnt like u..
its just dat i feel wer still to young to
entertain tots of fornication in the domicile
of our employers. n fact its very immature 2
insuate dat i dont reciprocate ur emotions
jst bcoz i decline to perform an act of coitus
wid u."

-inday nirereject si dodong n makipag-sex!


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Amo: inday, hindi ako makahinga, may plema ako!

Inday: u manifest dyspnea, crackles, RR of 14 bpm,
productive cough, and cyanosis. There for ur
dx is ineffective airway clearance Rt abnornal broncho
secretions! Hold ur breath this will take a minute,
it make u an NCP!

Amo: leche, mamatay nko! (ubo,ubo,ubo)


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Donya: inday, bkt d k nlng mag call center, pa
ingles-ingles ka namn?

Inday: I dnt think dat i'd wnt to hve easy money
4 i know dt choosing such emplyment is already
limiting myself frm exprncing enthusiastic ways
of expressing wt i feel by means of wt i do,
thus imprisoning myself w/an incapable mind w/c
wil result 2 doubt & uncontentment.

Donya: Ay ewan ko sau. dinudugo ilong ko sau.


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wahahahaha....si inday pasaway...
alam ko may mga kowts pa ako n mrereciv na about sa
kanya na naman...sa mga susunod na arw..hehe